18 – No sleep till Burdeos

Saturday, August 2nd: We are leaving after the Ultraligera gig. The kids are already sleeping in the car, there was nothing to pack, we can start right now. I only regret that I didn’t have the chance to give them the bottle of whisky we brought. I will think about a way when we are at home.

I am freezing. Probably from the cold evening in the desert, maybe from the exhaustion of the travelling those past two weeks, and surely from the emotional hangover that kicked in with the last chord. But the kids have all pillows, blankets and stuff and I don’t have the energy to look for something else. I wrap my cardigan around me and fall asleep. My husband decides to take the toll roads now we avoided on the trip to Spain because it would save us some time. I have dreams about rollercoasters, I sometimes think we are crashing into the guardrails. But it’s only the streets over the mountains, everything is fine. I wake up at about five, we are near the border to France. As if that little Spanish part of my soul wanted to say goodbye properly. I can’t hold back the tears as we cross the sign. Adiós, beloved España, thank you so much for two of the best weeks of my life. I promise I’ll be back soon!

Some time later I realise that I was holding the drum stick while sleeping, like a plushy. We give it the name „emotional support drum stick“ because it really is.

At Burdeos we make a short stop and I take over the wheel. But I’m not really awake and so I forget at one of the toll stations that we already have a ticket I should put into the machine and only pay what it is asking me. Serious question: Can anyone tell me what happens if you forget this? We really struggle with the toll roads. At another one we take the wrong lane and an employee has to come to the rescue (self-checkout not good, remember?!), a third one reads Grrrmaneta as a truck and the ticket comes out of the slot over the roof. La puta Francia. I want to beam us home.

About noon we are sure we won’t make it any further. We are near Orléans and I am looking for a place to sleep. We find a nice apartment 30 km away. 30 kilometres in Spain and you see five different types of land and three climatical zones. 30 kilometres in France and you see 30 kilometres of the same boring show. I am sorry, I won’t become a France enthusiast in the near future.

We find the place, but the room is not ready. We have to wait for two hours, but we can stay in the garden. So it is again an old orchard with geese, pigs, goats, sheep and a pony. The kids are happy, they can use the swing and the trampoline while we wait.

The place is fine. A bit funny, like lights for the bathroom in the kitchen, miles away from the room, or a bedroom without windows. But there is a kitchen and a TV, we make dinner and fall asleep.

10 – To the sea! Again.

Sunday, July 27th, morning: I wake up without back pain. The night was horrible, the couch was very run down already, but at least it has put back whatever was off in my spine or wherever. We gather our things, put them into the Grrrmaneta and leave. We make another stop at a supermarket and get some breakfast, snacks and water. I choose the self-checkout because I don’t feel fit to talk in any language today, but of course, the system hates me. (I told you to remind me!!!!) We need assistance from two employees of the place and talk more as if we had paid at the normal checkout. Please, remind me next time.

We choose to try finding a spot in Santander, we already have a house booked on the campingsite, maybe they have a space for us for another night. So off to the north. The landscape is changing again, we see everything again in just a few hours. Big cities, smaller cities, deserts, mountains, forests, tunnels and a lot of bridges.

I am happy we’re leaving, but at the same time I feel bad for not liking Madrid as much as I maybe should have.

People are sharing more material from the concert the evening before and it is beautiful. I can’t wait to see them live. I am joking about how I didn’t like Madrid and how much the driving there has pissed me off, and I end up promising to come back but take a flight when the guys sell out the Bernabéu. People soon correct me that the idea is fine, but it has to be the Metropolitano! Okay, fine by me. I have absolutely no preferences in Spanish football because no matter which Spanish team kicks our sorry little a*s, it always hurts. But if you tell me to come to the Metropolitano to see a concert, then I’ll be there.

2 – Belgium, you land of dirty loos

Sunday, July 20th: The bites don’t hurt anymore. My mum’s secret balm to cure everything helped a lot. My husband is driving, I am sleeping in the passenger seat, the kids dozed off soon after we left. A lo Oscuro, here we go. I wake up just in time to take a picture of a sign pointing to the near (German) A3. More sleep.


At about 2:30 we are already at the Belgian Border. At 5 we’re making a stop. Obviously the last ones standing from a Saturday night of partying are stranded here. The toilet is filthy. I can’t help, but that’s been for years my only association I have with Belgium – dirty loos. We leave as quickly as possible, next stop France.

At about 7 we make a stop somewhere around Amiens, Grrrmaneta is thirsty. On Sunday, there’s a limit on how much fuels they sell. So it’s only half a drink for our trusty car. We have breakfast in Abbeville, and like I feared my first words to a French man are: „Do you speak English?“ Great start. They will remember that. We have an awful lot of kilometres left in France, this is going to be fun. Not.

But the French kid in the bakery is nice, we try to communicate in all available languages and so I muster up all my courage and order confidently: „Deux croissants, por favor!“ Lord help me, what a disaster. I better pack my stuff and go home right now. On the other hand, it might work better in Spain. If we ever get there. There’s so much of France left. We send a sign of life home and my dad informs me that this is exactly the route my parents were driving some 50 years ago, including suggestions for sightseeing. Nooo, please, I want to just cross this place and go to Spain!

But we won’t make it to Spain today. I’m checking the camping app someone recommended and find a spot near La Rochelle. Reasonable price, toilet and shower. Sounds fine. We arrive around 18:00, the owner is already waiting. It’s an old orchard, it’s like camping in someone’s backyard. Well, it IS camping in someone’s backyard. There’s a goat family with babies, a goose couple with a baby – the kids are thrilled. The owner shows us around. He’s nice, but I also have worked hard on the phrase „Hello, we made a reservation via the app“ in French for the past 5 hours. He is telling us a lot about the garden, but at some point I run out of French. He knows English, and everything is fine. At least we tried. But it would be nice if something of five years French at school would have stuck. Instead I still remember the phone numbers of all my friends in first grade and the name of my bench neighbour’s cologne in Physics in 10th. (Sumatra Rain, in case you’re wondering.)


We put up the tent for my husband and K1, prepare the Grrrmaneta for sleeping in the back and get out the camping kitchen. Ravioli for the carnivores and some cheesy instant noodle dish for me. I decide to shower which is literally a shower in a garden shed. But it’s surprisingly comfortable and warm. We are worn out from 20 hours in the car and fall into sleep quickly. I can see the 571 sign from Cartagena in the back window from where I am. What a nice view. There was a girl in another car exitedly waving at us when she saw the sign as their car overtook us. Looks like the chavales already start to conquer France as well. What a nice thought.

I wake up to someone knocking. K1 wants to sleep in the car as well. Next time I wake up to rain. Are the windows wide open? No. Go back to sleep. I should have closed them at that point, some things got pretty wet in the front. But aren’t we heading towards Spain? It’s warm in Spain, everything will dry there. (Little did I know at this point.)

1- Starting into an adventure or: Bumblebees in and on the butt

Saturday, July 19th: Everything is packed, Grrrmaneta is ready. We have a bed, a tent, camping chairs, concert stools, food, camping equipment, clothes for 2 weeks and of course the gift basket for the chavales and a bottle of whisky for Ultraligera (and no idea how to get it to them respectively). Plus about fivehundred different charging cables for different devices. What could possibly go wrong.


22:00: We’re starting. A quick goodbye at my parents‘ and a last pit stop. I try to rescue a little bumblebee on the way in which was laying groggy on the road. The kids get a snack box for the road and money for the trip. Something is feeling off at my back, might be sweat running down, it’s July and hot and I’m nervous. We say goodbye again, look at the map and leave last instructions for our „housekeepers“. I scratch that weird spot on my lower back again and suddenly feel that it has legs. When I passed my mum’s lavender bush, I must have taken a blind passenger aboard. Apparently I did not only save one bumblebee’s live, but as a thank you I got bitten by another one. We did not even start our adventure road trip in the wild and I already have three insect bites on my leg and my butt. What a promising start! But one thing is true: In German we’re saying „Hummeln im Hintern haben“ for when you are excited about something and can’t wait for it to start.

On the way I’m reading about the terrible rain in A Coruña and that they almost had to stop the concert. I’m a bit uneasy at first, what if something like this happens in Santander? What if we don’t get to see the show because the universe decides to show us a big shiny middle finger? What if … But the more messages pop up, the more those left behind send their positive thoughts towards Coruña, the more it shows that the universe is either on the right side or completely powerless against the will of five Spanish musicians and their incredible team plus the enthusiastic energy of thousands of fans hoping they can go on with their show. It’s clear, hell or high waters, nothing is gonna stop Arde Bogotá. We try to keep this in mind for the upcoming days.