4 days, 3 concerts! Part 3: Singing in the queue with strangers

Saturday arrives just too soon. I still have some things on my list I want to do on this trip. So I get up quite early, find a café where they serve croquetas and have some breakfast. The churros are not as tasty as the ones from the other place near Aljaferia, but according to Maps that one has closed. I ask for croquetas, but they only open the kitchen at 1. So I decide to come back. I just happen to be near the starting point of the bus turístico and decide to take another tour of the city. Without hat (which I left in Alemania anyway), sunglasses or sunscreen or food or water I get on the bus and see the beautiful places again, but the audio commentary is as wrecked as it was in summer. What a shame, I would have loved to listen to more details.

After the tour I buy a lottery ticket and did the whole conversation in Spanish which makes me incredibly proud. I feel I am not afraid of talking and understanding per se, but more of being asked something I didn’t prepare in my head over and over again. So now I know that’s something I can work on. I take a bus to get to one more place on my list, but the connection bus is late. I get a delicious chocolate covered palmera from a nearby bakery for the wait and get scolded by an older man for eating it in public. I think. I didn’t understand him and he didn’t answer when I asked him. Maybe he was just admiring my t*ts and got angry that the days of men being able to touch whatever they want are over? They are very strict here in Spain about stuff like this, I love it.

The bus finally arrives, and some stops later, I find myself in kind of a pilgrimage. It’s the Héroes del Silencio monument and there are quite a few fans here taking pictures. They are asking me if I wanted them to take a photo of me, but I hesitate to give others my phone. Only the sun is shining so bright and I can’t take a selfie because I don’t see anything on the screen and I ask the girls who are next in line for help. Since there are so many people waiting, I cut the trip short, and instead have a chat with the group who asked first. They went to all the concerts in Spain and are clearly excited about the one tonight. They seem a bit older than me and are pretty chilled like so many others I met here.

Next stop is the nearby supermarket where I get coffee capsules and rodeo mix and some Reiseproviant for later. I don’t want to carry the stuff on the bus, so I call a cab. The driver is drawing circles in the nearby neighbourhood and stops at some point. After a while I text him and he says, the car was wrecked, I should cancel and order another ride. I do so. The driver also does a crazy route and stops at some point. Asked, he answers something with a police incident and I should call another ride. I switch to another service, but their driver is an hour away. So after I already waited for half an hour, I install another app and order a ride with a third cab company. They say, a guy named Alvaro in a Volkswagen will be here shortly. He is, but on the other side of the road than the app showed me. But he is giving signals and I get on his cab. It’s a short ride, the driver is very relaxed, it’s the most pleasant taxi ride I had on this trip.

I decide to have another siesta before leaving for the venue, but I am way too wired. So I just relax a bit and get ready for the night. Before calling another ride, I return to the café from this morning and want to take some croquetas to go, but by now the kitchen is already closed again. Luckily, they have some croquetas left and heat them up in the microwave. At least some dinner to go. Outside I decide to not experiment again with the two cab companies and go straight to the third option, and guess who is picking me up? Right, Alvaro and the VW! I ask him (again, in a whole Spanish sentence!) if he was the only taxidriver in this town today. And he laughs very heartily and says, „looks like it!“ When he pulls up at Pabellón Príncipe Felipe, I tell him that we probably meet once more later – he nods and laughs again. On the way to the venue a guy with CDs in his hand asks me if I speak English. They are a Metal band from Estland and selling their new album, on kind of a „pay what you like“ basis to cover their costs to get back home. They are thrilled about me being from near Hannover, some of them instantly yell „SCORPIONS“ and yes, they totally win me over with this. I buy their two albums for my husband, just to find out at home that he already has three albums of this band and their earlier formations. Some paths you cross with people are just weird.

After I part ways with the Estonians, someone is greeting me. I say hello back and am confused – who knows me here? I look again and it turns out it’s the group from the monument earlier! We walk a bit together, they tell me they’re from Galicia and are thrilled that I know where it is. Well, that’s Bogomagic – you meet people, learn from which places they go to concerts and suddenly you know all kind of regions in this beautiful country. The queue is already crazy and I walk up to the front to see if I find the girls from last year or some of the Bogofans. I run into some of them – and learn that they were organizing the queue! But since I got here so late, there is no chance to squeeze me into the list without agitating people. I’m totally fine with it. People who camp outside the door deserve the spots front and center, plus I had seen the show in Barcelona already and was pretty sure he wouldn’t go into the audience. Our place last year, first row, but to the side, was just fine, I’d be happy to repeat it. I find the girls from last year. We talk a bit, but suddenly a woman next to them is asking me where I am from and I end up in a conversation with her and her friend. She’s from Mexico, but living in Europe and thrilled about my tattoo. She takes pictures of my arm and brings over other people to show them. I am not sure, but this might be the woman who was very rude last year when I was only looking for the correct entrance with no intention of cutting the queue. But well, times change and people do, too. They are asking me about my favorite song, but while I can answer that over a heartbeat regarding HdS, I am still thinking about my favorite Bunbury solo song while I am writing this. There are just too many and one for every mood. Canto gives me a lot of emotions, I love the power of Contar contigo, Nuestros mundos was the one that struck me like lightning when I fell into this rabbit hole after so many years, Salomé is definitely one I can listen to over and over again, or Alicia, or Actitud correcta, or En bandeja de plata … the new album wants you to sit down in a bar with a glass of heavy red vine and a thick cigar, even if you don’t drink or smoke or both, and there are so many live versions that turn the original song into something completely different – this list would never end. This man has created so many musical masterpieces; I simply can’t choose. There, I’ve said it: I have preferences, but I don’t have one single favorite Bunbury solo song (so far). Sue me. Or not.

The Mexicans seem to drink a lot of beer while waiting, but they are fun. Suddenly they start singing La Chispa Adecuada – and the Aleman chick next to them (who had only water, but is breathing the Spanish air which makes her very party peoply, you already know that) forgets the world around her and joins them. Standing downtown Zaragoza and singing one of the most famous and most beautiful Héroes songs from the top of my lungs – there are miracles happening in this city and you can’t convince me otherwise. Shortly after that the line starts moving; they open up a fourth line for people to get in. But the doors are still not open. I try to find my place in the queue and join the Galicians which whom I arrived. The weather is changing, there are dark clouds moving towards us from two different directions, there’s lightning and a very strange light. We hope to get in before it starts pouring and as if someone heard us, they open the doors. People start running as soon as they reach the ramp into the building, some cutting others, but I decide not to run. I will take whatever spot I can get. Turns out, there’s some space in the front on the left (where else …), pretty much as last year, maybe even closer to the center. I settle down next to a couple and a family with a kid. Some time later I ask the couple if they could save me the spot since I need to find the bathroom. It’s a horror trip, up the stairs which are very high, and no rail. The bathrooms just have an emergency light on and I just hope not having to pee again for the rest of the evening. The way downstairs is worse than up. I don’t understand why there is no accessible bathroom, I can’t be the only one around a few thousand people who has trouble with steep stairs in a stadium? My spot is still there, I thank my „neighbors“ and join the mother and kid on the floor. Once again, I am in so much pain, I am not really sure how to make it through the night.

When 21:00 draws nearer, we get up, the family asks me to switch places so their kid can stand closer to the barriers which is fine by me. I really love those conversations – someone is asking something, I tell them I don’t speak very much Spanish, but understand quite a bit, they say, they don’t speak English, but somehow we manage to understand the other just perfectly. And I can’t even say in which language this dialogue was done afterwards.

The show starts and in the front rows it’s much more magic than in a seat far away. But I’m happy anyway that I went to Barcelona because I already took some very cool pictures and videos and now I can just enjoy the concert. It’s incredible again – they haven’t been playing together for 20 years before this tour, but that’s the thing with professionals, you don’t notice it. They have an amazing chemistry and each one is fantastic on his own. But again, I don’t have such a strong connection with these songs, so I have an amazing time and god knows I love this man and his voice so much, but I feel like something is missing. Or it’s just the annoying people in the front who keep shoving and fighting over inches of space. Before the beginning there was even some kind of fight. A woman next to me whom I noticed outside in the front of the queue and think I even saw her in Barcelona and last year in Zaragoza got shoved by a lady who arrived late. After a few rounds of passive-aggressively pushing, the first women gave her a good smack with her hip which of course led to the other one complaining. But I have to tell you, I am completely siding with the first lady here, she must have been waiting in line for hours and ran to the front and then someone is arriving late, getting aggressive and then complaining? No way, you can’t do that. She even started crying which apparently made my „Spanish soul trapped in a chubby Aleman body“ appear because I couldn’t help it and gave her a encouraging pat on the shoulder. I am from northern Germany, I usually don’t touch or hug people, I prefer greeting my friends from a mile away. But anyhow, I felt so, so sorry for her. Good thing the security guy apparently also noticed that she wasn’t the aggressor in this case but just defending herself. The other woman gets on my nerve in the following hours, several times she’s stepping on my toes (I HAVE FIVE F*ING BLISTERS ON THAT FOOT, LADY!!!), keeps pushing and bullying. Also, there are people running back and forth from the middle to the side and back again. Some argue with the family because they always try to run through their group. Later, someone is bathing my leg in beer or lemonade, who knows.

What confuses me deeply is the fact that I recognize people from last year. Not Bogofans or faces from social media fan channels, no, there are people I literally saw last year at La Romareda. I don’t know if they also recognize me, I guess not. But speaking of recognition, there’s a weird moment in all this madness. I’ve been saying this since last year’s concert – after a Bunbury concert you have the feeling he made eye-contact with every single person in the audience during the show, no matter if there are 3000 or 30.000, everyone is silently greeted and appreciated which I think is a fantastic skill. While he’s on our side of the stage and taking a look at everyone, he’s looking in my direction and seems to be confused for the fraction of a second. I don’t know if anyone else noticed it. But I have the feeling like he has a thought like „didn’t I see you here last year in Zaragoza at exactly that spot?“ or maybe „hey, you with the mask, weren’t you also in Barcelona two days ago?“ – I just hope it’s not, „green hair and a mask – you’re the one with that intense e-mail!“ (I’ll spare you with further details.). Now I’m scared it’s the third option.

Anyway, the rest of the evening is magic. I love the fact that the master himself seems to be stepping in a time machine during his concerts – I already noticed this last year. He starts the show like one of these last century’s showmasters (if you know what I mean you know) and seems to turn younger by the minute. It has nothing to do with the clothes and changing them during the night, it’s the whole package, the movements, the gestures, the face, the smile. There was a headline some time ago, „concerts prolong your life“, and it just comes to mind now – like he’s absorbing his fans‘ energy, but giving it back a thousandfold to everyone. You feel different after these shows, I cannot describe it. It’s pure magic, you can’t explain the trick even if you think you know. Even the two fighting women make up and are at some point hugging and kissing on the cheeks. The great magician and his cabaret on the stage won’t let go anyone home with only so much as a hint of negative feelings. I already prepare for getting overwhelmed when they play Canto in the end, but surprise – it’s El viento a favor which is of course more suited for this town where they even gave the wind its own name. Another great song and since I didn’t expect it, I forget to cry. I am just feeling happy and content and that my mental battery is recharged to the fullest. It also outweighs the fact that this is already the last night of my trip and I have to say goodbye to beautiful Zaragoza in the morning.

But when the lights go on again, it’s not the end of the evening. My friends from Zaragoza find me and I leave with their group and we want to go for a drink. I have trouble with the large stairs, but this seems to be the only exit. Someone is making fun of me taking one step after the other, but I have trouble lifting my leg and I feel already dizzy from the height and the people and everything. So I ignore it and just focus on the climbing.

Outside we find a bar and it’s the perfect last night on the town. They also take me to my hotel and on the way we listen to La Torre Picasso. They even turn up the volume „to hear Pepe better!“ and I love everything about it. So on this day in the most amazing town of Zaragoza I did not only get to sing La Chispa Adecuada with strangers, but also to sing La Torre Picasso with friends. This is the most beautiful place in the world.

At the hotel I pack most of my things so I won’t have to do everything in the morning. And then I decide to enjoy one last evening on my balcony. Zaragoza is giving me a spectacular light show as a farewell gift. I can see sheet lightning in the darkblue sky over the illuminated basilica, it’s breathtaking.

4 days, 3 concerts! Part 1: (Freddie voice) BAAARRRCEEELOOOONAAAA!

It feels like I bought these concert tickets in another lifetime, since so much changed in the past 8 months. But they were there, the flight was already booked and non-refundable. Plus, I needed another Spain vacation me-time. So I went to Barcelona on Thursday to see Bunbury again.

After last year’s concert I knew I had to be there again when they announced another tour. And with the famous Huracan Ambulante, I just couldn’t resist. Then something not very good happened in my life at the beginning of the year and I needed to have some positive thing to look forward to – so I bought another ticket for Barcelona. Cheap seat, right under the roof, just to see the show. The partying was reserved for Zaragoza.

In Zurich I have to go on another plane. I hate that airport, it just has no end … The flights are packed and I think the seat did something to my back, I am in pain when I arrive. Barcelona is just too big for me, it’s hot, it’s loud, it’s crowded. I can’t find the cab I ordered, I run circles around the airport for half an hour (which they made me pay extra, because the driver had to wait for me). At least the driver gives me some free water, but we don’t talk much on the way. The hotel is very, very nice, my room is more than perfect for one night and I am happy that I chose to pay 20 Euros more than a 12 bed dormitory would have cost. Barcelona is also expensive like hell.

I get some drinks and food for the time in the queue, and a coffee, but also want have dinner before the concert. And since I have trouble finding some local restaurant which is open at this time, I opt for a well-known pizza chain. They used to have a restaurant next to the house where we lived a few years ago and when I tell my husband where I am we both have to laugh – that’s hell of a detour to get some pizza. But the food is nice, and well-fed I order another cab to take me to the venue. The driver is a bit more chatty than the first one and also has a better taste in music. He takes me as close as he can to the entry which I think was a very nice thing to do. I just didn’t know that there were several entrances and so I miss my friend from Zaragoza whom I wanted to meet here. But we text and decide to meet up later.

The venue is beautiful from the outside, but not at all accessible. The bathrooms are in the basement, like four flights of stairs down and up again. I can’t barely walk, I ask if there was an elevator. There is one, but it’s guarded. I have to argue with the guy if I was allowed to use it, but apparently he is one of these people who don’t believe you have a disability or sickness when they can’t see it. Luckily I seem to have quite an intimidating attitude when I have a full bladder, so he understands it’s either him helping me or spending the rest of the evening in wet shoes. (Remind me to some day tell you the story how I went to the cubicle next to famous German soccer player Birgit Prinz during the World Cup in Wolfsburg, and later finding out this was also the bathroom where they took the urine samples for doping tests …)

When it’s time to get to my seat, I learn that they upgraded me to a lower block, apparently it’s not completely sold out and they moved everyone down. It’s perfect, now it’s opposite to the middle of the stage, only quite far away. But I can see everything and enjoy the show. There are some veeeery enthusiastic fans surrounding me, the kind that knows every word to every song, but doesn’t bother to stand in line for hours or even days and fight with people over square centimetres in front of the stage. Also, the seats are cheaper than the floor, so I totally get it.

There are less people than I thought, but they celebrate a lot. I feel strange, I am not as emotional as I was last year, when I was standing in the front row, bawling my eyes out at Entre dos Tierras and some other songs. I missed all this solo career stuff when it happened, and have a complete different connection to these songs it seems. I like a lot of them, he is playing quite a mixture of everything he did and I have a very good time. Plus, Bunbury is always flawless (the sound however … I didn’t know feedback was still a thing these days.). Every movement is planned, every little gesture – he’s unbuttoning his jacket after the first songs and the crowd turns into something resembling the completely gone mad people during the finest days of the Beatles. He’s the greatest master of puppets and he knows. And the people know that he knows and they simply love it.

Just when the show is about to end, the magician in his cabaret show (I just love the setup of the stage and how they connected these heavy blood red theatrical curtains with a screen) is finally working his magic on me. They play Canto … el mismo dolor. It is one of the songs that helped me through the mentioned bad times. (The other one being La Torre Picasso, by the way …) I record the whole thing while two or three tears leave my eyes. But I wear a mask, so probably no one noticed.

After the show, I find my friend from Zaragoza (the one with the autograph) and her group and we try to find a place to get a drink. Barcelona however doesn’t seem to be a big party spot around Plaça d’Espanya and we have actually some trouble to find an open bar at about midnight after a bis concert. But in the end we are successful and can toast to a great weekend which has only just begun.

7 – Hidden treasures and the sleep of the dead

Thursday, July 24th: We decide to go back downtown and do some more shopping. We pick up some breakfast and coffee and ask about the tourist bus tour I’ve read about. It’s leaving in four minutes, so we also tick off the physical exercise for today. At La Aljaferia we decide to take a longer stop because I hadn’t seen it last year, but was told it was beautiful. Hello, what understatement! It’s amazing! We take the whole tour, I even sit down and learn about flags. At this point I am either confusing people with my interest in this topic or with my tour shirt. A girl is looking at me, looking again and then pinching her mother and then the two of them are looking at me. (If you read this, make sure to say hello next time! ;)) Some time later we learn that we already have 200 followers on our Insta account. Pretty amazing for my little „Schnapsidee“!

Near this beautiful place we find another beautiful place for coffee and snacks. The waitress speaks a little English and understands a bit of German, but she is so nice that I quickly gather the confidence to place our order in Spanish. Apparently she’s so thrilled about me trying that in the end she gives my kids another churro for free and I don’t have proof but she may have given us a huge discount. I love this city and its people.

But of course, my new found self-confidence needs to be hold back and so we walk into another supermarket where I choose the self-checkout. Because it’s quicker? Because you don’t have to embarrass yourself by not getting anything the cashiers say? All valid reasons. When you are not me. Self-checkouts hate me in every country as I have now discovered. It’s not working as planned, one of the employees needs to come to the rescue. And another one. The third one is staying until we’re done and out of the store. Next time remind me about it, please.

We get back onto the bus and take the rest of the tour. At Plaza España we decide to check out the ice cream parlor I had seen on Instagram which my kids demanded to visit because the icecreams there are huge. And covered in chocolate. The bus is the same we need to take back to the hostal, only into the opposite direction. I suddenly decide that we need a rechargeable bus ticket. We wanted to get that earlier, but then the sudden leave of the tour canceled that plan. My husband does not feel so well, so I park him with the kids on a bench and promise to be back soon. Well, I probably would have if I knew where to buy this ticket and when I finally found it, that I was waiting in the wrong queue. But again – the people of Zaragoza, so helpful and cute. And: I met another Arde fan! When I was leaving the counter after I got my ticket, a guy was smiling at me and started singing „Qué vida tan dura“ and I answered him and this was one of the best seconds of my life so far! So, an eternity later I arrive with the ticket and we get on the right bus. My husband is sleeping, not even a strong coffee at the ice cream place can wake him up for long. So we have our delicious chocolate covered icecream (which is working much better in theory than in 32 degree weather when the ice is melting, but the chocolate is too hard to bite) and try to find the bus stop to get home to the hostal. My husband appears to be really sick so we put him into one room and let him rest. Checkout is at noon, that’s sufficient time to recover, get up, put a rooftop box back on and leave.

In the middle of the night, I wake up. There’s noise and people talking loudly and running around. I have the feeling that I did cause it because I suddenly remember hearing music or a noise like an alarm clock. Was it my phone? Did I not turn off an alarm to remind me of something? You know these sounds you hear, but somehow build into your dreams? I check the phone. No, my playlist went off as planned, no alarm set and the music wasn’t too loud. I think I hear someone saying „We need to find the one!“ Okay, if you need to find someone downtown Zaragoza listening to Bunbury to go to sleep, I might be guilty as charged. I open the door hesitantly. Are they waiting for me? Do I have to go to jail now for my taste in music? I hope they let me make a last phone call so I can tell my husband he has to take the kids home. I open my eyes. The hostal floor is empty. I still hear muffled talking, but I foremost do smell something. Apparently someone was smoking and the fire alarm went off. I f*cking slept through a fire alarm.

6 – Welcome home, Alice!

Still Wednesday, July 23rd: I’m trying to find a camping site because we don’t want to leave a wet tent in the car longer as needed. But apparently, Zaragoza is not much into camping (which I totally get). So we have to do with two rooms in a hostal, near the city centre. They send us a message, if we can’t find parking spots on the streets, they cooperate with a car park within walking distance where we get a discount. Not ideal, but I’m fine with it at this moment.

Outside Zaragoza there’s a traffic jam on the highway and we lose some time. But we unfreeze and the damp clothes dry a little more.

Early afternoon we are in Zaragoza. Finally! I have been missing this city for a year and I can’t even tell why I love it so much. I’m sending pictures and the chat group is mocking me a bit for my obsession. Maybe it’s a thing you only get to discover when you’re from another country, I don’t know. But one thing I know is that this city clearly has its preferences for a certain band member – or how do you explain that within walking distance from our hostal I went past a car from a „Jota Company“ and even a „Jota Jota Café“, huh? What are you saying? It’s a dance? Well, that’s probably what they want you to believe. Because they have neighbours from the other team and don’t want to start a fight because in the end we all like the same big picture. That’s maybe also the explanation for the sign of another company that went by something like „Pepe Power“; they are very subtile, those Zaragozanos (wait, do they call themselves that?).

What’s not so subtle is the fact that Spanish cars are obviously much smaller than Grrrmaneta who measures about 2.30 metres with the rooftop box. Spanish car parks have mostly entrance for a maximum height of 2.10 metres. We know that now. So we are driving around Zaragoza, trying to find a parking spot. After the sixth round my husband stops at the Delicias train station which is miles away from the booked accomodation, hands me the keys and says, „You drive! You wanted to come here, so you find us a parking spot.“ Sometimes I’m extremely good at this game and only five minutes later I pull into a spot near the hostal. We can only stay there for one hour because it’s not possible to download the parking app when you don’t have a Spanish tax number. I’ve seen this before when I wanted to order something from Spain. No tax number, no business. Sadly, the machine also does not accept my credit cards, does not give change or accept overpaying, so we put our last small coins in there to buy us some time to get at least the kids and some stuff for two nights into the hostal. The place is nice; I hate the steep steps at the entrance, but for two days I think I can manage. After settling in the kids, handing them tablet and phone just in case, I shove things from the backseat into the front of the car while my husband is emptying the rooftop box and shoving more stuff inside Grrrmaneta. Then the rooftop box comes off. And gets shoved INTO the poor Grrrmaneta. But now we have the 1.95 metres and the car will hopefully fit into the entrance of that damn carpark!

Spoiler: The height fits perfectly, but I think I haven chosen the lane for Smarts or motorbikes because there are very ugly sounds like scratching at both doors. But when I check, everything looks fine. I try to lay out some of the still damp clothes on the rooftop box inside the car to not ruin them completely in the next two days and get some more stuff for the kids before I leave for the hostal.

We decide to finally eat something, so we catch a bus to Plaza España and head into the city centre. It feels like coming home. Joke about as much as you like, this town is something like my spirit animal and I can’t wait to come back in September. Finally, my family is a bit impressed. After we went to a shop I promised the kids we would visit, we see the basilica. Several black cats come to greet me on the way, as clocks, coffee mugs, t-shirts … „Hello, Alice, welcome home!“

After a snack and refreshments, we make plans for the night. One of our followers is from Zaragoza and we want to meet and have dinner at El Tubo. Apparently it’s not hard to spot our little group and so we’re off with her and her husband to the heart of the city. We run into a group of friends of them who give us their table at the bar. We order drinks, an assortment of croquetas and some patatas for the kids. It tastes heavenly. We talk a bit, about my trip last year and this one and my upcoming travel when our friend is reaching in her purse and pulls out a card. „I wanted to show you this. A friend got it for me.“ Holy mother and all crying, laughing and somehow other emotional gods of Spain! I’m holding in my hand a piece of cardboard with a very familiar signing. I’ve seen this many times on the internet when people showed their most priced possessions – it’s an autograph with a personal dedication from Enrique Bunbury himself.

For a split second I regret the croquetas because my fingers are not clean. I need to take those white gloves from the museum with me when in Spain, I have to remember this. Our friend is telling how she got this beauty and I can’t stop admiring it and trying to wrap my head around it that I am holding this. It’s clear, I am in Wonderland. And people walk around with these things in their pockets here like I do with desinfectant wipes or lip balm or something. And then more magic happened when she says: „I want you to have it. I have another one and I know you will value it and take good care of it.“ Have you ever seen a grown woman (at least on the outside) tearing up in El Tubo over a piece of cardboard? The people on this evening do.